While waiting in the line to congratulate the new Gujju couple

Place: Malad

Reason: Gujju wedding scenes

Time: 11.30 PM

(Bipolar) State of mind: Okay there's a list of things here. Obviously.
1. Frustration: Soooo much pain. Why am I wearing heels? Why am I this masochistic? Bitchassmothafuckaboiledegg.

2. I'm so sleepyyyy.

3. Gluttony: OMGLOOKATALLTHEFOODAROUNDME!OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM. EAT ALL THE NUMZ!

4. Alcoholic: Why is there no alcohol?

5. I<3House: God, I REALLY want to be at Dash Berlin right now. Or be asleep. Wtfff is this?

6. ADD-ness: Ooh shiny. Oooh look, there's another shiny. Shinyyyyy shine everywhere!

#LegitGujjuWeddingScenes
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