Awkwocat

I realised yesterday that I'm a really awkward person generally. However, this awkwardness surfaces mostly when I get compliments or when someone thanks me for doing something nice. Like what do I say? "I know I'm damn nice. You're welcome." No. I don't think so. I'm just like "Uhhh.. Cool :) thanks." And then people must assume that I'm a bitch or I'm retarded because I'm just like..heh.
So what do you say when you're complimented? This is too big a dilemma. Can't deal with it. Just going to have to make do with what I usually do. So if you ever appreciate me, appreciate that I appreciate the appreciation without obvious appreciation. That sentence was fun to write.
Kthatisallbye.
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Trivia #654

Orgasming cats sound like they're dying and I'm talking from experience. No, I'm not an orgasming cat. Yes, cats find it ideal to have sex (loudly) outside my window at least thrice a week. And fuck they're loud and annoying.
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Story of my life.

Today I tripped and fell down on the stairs of a railway station in the middle of a throng of people. With a laptop and a phone and let's not forget my college bag that weighs a tonne for some godforsaken reason. It earned me some choice obscenities.
Classy. Keeping it real classy. Because that's how I roll.

However, on the bright side, my phone didn't blank out and reboot which is its usual retarded response to any kind of turbulence. #silverlining
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Trippy Hindi Songs

Of all the songs in the world, Subah Hone Na De is stuck in my head. From Desi Boyz.
Oh God, such a truppy songggg.
TU MERA HERO OH OH OH *dances*
I've heard it way too many times today.
Theme song for Nexabooo <3
I'm trupping :)

Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7G-tYRzwYY

:D

:)

Today, I met my goose :). I can't believe you're leaving already. I wish we could have spent more time. But as you know, circumstances. But I love you more than words can say. And I wish we can meet more the next time you're here. You'll always be my favourite and my best friend. I love you and I'll miss you.

P.S.: At least we can bbm now :D

Escaping Fate

The moon rises in the velvet sky
And the waves wash up against the shore,
My dreams slowly begin to fly
Whispering their goodbyes from behind the door.

I sit, subdued, near the clay oven
As the dark night fans my flaming heart,
The mud walls stand like a coven
Being witness to my dreams falling apart.

The little mud room with a solitary window
Is suddenly plunged into a consuming darkness,
The flame crackles as the wind starts to blow
Throwing light upon this absolute mess.

The moon emerges from behind the clouds
Lighting up the morbid room,
The voices in my head make angry sounds
And I walk away from my inevitable doom.
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Ohmailawd

Today, well, right now, as I was yawning loudly and contently, I hiccuped and then coughed almost simultaneously. I swear I almost died. Thought this deserved a blog post before I died of something similar and didn't spread the awesomeness of this path-breaking event to the world.
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UGH

Some people should take their massive egos and shove it up their assholes. Where they will totally fit because they are such huge assholes.
Pfft.
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